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	MICALLEF TONIGHT 11 - PART TWO (As transcribed by Mouton) Dave Graney, Clare Moore and the Bad Eggs Orchestra play what sounds like "Ben's theme"(?) from the Bad Eggs soundtrack. Shaun at desk. Audience are applauding. Shaun:    Thankyou! Thankyou very much, but I can't take all the credit. That's Dave Graney and Clare Moore, there, ladies and gentlemen.     (Holding Bad Eggs CD) Now, Dave. You're playing music from this? Dave:    Yes. Shaun:    This thing here that I'm holding up. This is a soundtrack album to the movie Bad Eggs and I'll just hold it up here. (Puts CD in front of camera) There we are. It's available in the shops. That film comes out on the twenty-fourth of July and that CD is in the shops now, (Grabs another Bad Eggs CD) as is this one. (Puts it in front of other one) There we are. Just exactly the same as that one. And, I could do this all night, but really... They're well stocked, aren't they, these shops, with this particular CD? Dave:    You're very familiar with the modern world, Shaun. Shaun:    I am; I know how it works. I know how commerce works.     Now I'm just wondering about playing in and out of the breaks for this show - it's a little disrespectful to the music, isn't it? Dave:    It is, yes. Shaun:    Or do you prefer that? Dave:    A little disrespect comes your way in life and you must "cop it sweet" as they say in our lovely country. Shaun:    And now, what track listing was that? The one you just played then, what number? Dave:    That is called the Bad Eggs Theme. Shaun:    The Bad Eggs theme. Alright and that appears... (reads back of CD case)... that's not on th... Oh, here... That's not on this album! Dave:    You'll have to, p'haps, buy several to get the CD's... Shaun:    Oh, I see! It's a special "mystery track" that turns up in... Dave:    Yes. Shaun:    ... one in every two hundred and fifty... Dave:    That's right. Yes. Shaun:    Ooh, right. That's exciting. Good enough reason to go and buy at least two hundred and fifty copies of that particular CD.     Thankyou very much, Dave and Clare.     Now, interesting celebrity news last week: Nicole Kidman,... Photo of Nicole. Shaun (voiceover):  ... as seen here, is tipped to become the new face of Chanel... Chanel logo replaces Nicole, before Cate Blanchett appears. Shaun (voiceover):  ... Cate Blanchett is tipped to become the new face of Donna Karen... "DKNY" comes up, before being replaced by a microscope's view of some cells. Shaun (voiceover):  ... and some remoulded subcutaneous fat removed from his buttocks is tipped to become the new face of... Michael Jackson photo. Shaun (voiceover):  ... Michael Jackson. Shaun at desk. Shaun:    And good luck to him. He's a good friend of Micallef Tonight.     And right now, a man who has seen more doubles than Dean Martin or a doppelganger spotter with blurred vision - That's right, I'm talking about Todd Woodbridge. Please applaud him as he walks down these stairs and sits on this chair! Ladies and gentlemen... Audience are already clapping and music is playing as Todd comes on. Shaun:    ... ah, yes. Shaun stands up carefully to shake hands with Todd. Shaun:    Todd, how are you? Todd:    Very good, thankyou. Shaun:    Sorry about the awful (?) intro. Todd:    Sit? Shaun:    Yeah, sit, sit. Todd and Shaun sit down. Shaun:    Sit, sit, please, sit, sit.     Look, thankyou very much for coming on the show. Todd:    Nice to be here. Nice to be back in Australia. Shaun:    Yes, 'cause you've been away, haven't you? Todd:    I... Shaun:    You've been winning a certain thing. Todd:    Yeah, a certain tournament in London... Shaun:    Well, congratulations... Todd:    ... yeah. Shaun:    ... because you're now, as the Wimbledon doubles... gentlemen's doubles title winner for this year... Todd:    Yeah. Shaun:    ... you equal the score of a couple of old dudes, don't you? Todd:    Yeah. Shaun:    You're actually the top now, aren't you? Todd:    Well, I... Shaun:    The top except for these two guys. Todd:    Yeah. The Dohertys. Shaun:    The Dohertys. Todd:    Anyone heard of them? Shaun:    I have heard of them and I'm sure our audience has too. Do we have a shot? A picture of two old-fashionedly dressed fellas with long old-fashioned tennis racquets. Shaun (voiceover):  These are the two guys here. This is serious. This is Hugh and Reggie Doherty - I'm not sure which is which - and... Back to Shaun and Todd. Shaun:    ... between eighteen-ninety-seven and nineteen-oh-five, they won their doubles... Todd:    Eah. Shaun:    ... And you're neck and neck with them at the moment. Todd:    Neck and neck, yeah. Look, I would have been happy to have quit - quit, retired, whatever you like to call it - after number eight... Shaun:    Chucked in the towel. Todd:    ... - Yeah - ... (waves non-existent towel in the air) Shaun:    Yairs. Todd:    ... And I've gotta go back, I've gotta see if I can beat... Shaun:    Yeah, you've gotta beat those guys... Todd:    ... those two guys. Shaun:    Look, I mean... Picture of the Dohertys comes back. Todd (voiceover):  Look at the racquets. Shaun (voiceover):  ... I know it's hard to tell from a photograph... One Doherty's mouth moves. Shaun (voiceover):  They're talking already!     I know it's hard to tell from a photograph, but how do you think you'd do up against them? Todd (voiceover):  I think I'd go alright. Shaun (voiceover):  Yeah? Do you think? Todd (voiceover):  Yeah, yeah. Shaun (voiceover):  Alright. What... Todd (voiceover):  You know, back in those days they only played what was called the "Challenge Round" as well. They won the first year... Todd explaining to Shaun. Todd:    ... and then the years after that they played one match. Shaun:    Oh, I see. Todd:    Yeah, so it was quite an easy thing, then. Shaun:    Oh that's quite soft.     Let's have a look at those guys again... Dohertys reappear. Shaun (voiceover):  ... they look tough to me. Todd (voiceover):  Yeah. Shaun (voiceover):  What do you two guys think? Do you reckon you could beat Todd? One Doherty's mouth moves, the other's eyebrows waggle. Hugh or Reggie:  We'd whoop his ass, boy! Back to Shaun and Todd. Shaun:    Alrighty. Now, let's have a look at some real footage, I s'pose, of... Todd:    Okay. Shaun:    ... the winning... Tennis footage. Shaun (voiceover):  ... one of the winning shots, anyway. Todd (voiceover):  Yeah, match point. Shaun (voiceover):  This is match point. Todd (voiceover):  Commenting on footage) I go very high there. Thankyou very much for missing that one! Shaun (voiceover):  You were covered. Todd's doubles partner does a weird thing with his foot. Shaun (voiceover):  What's that?! What's Schultz Jomas (name?) doing there? Todd (voiceover):  I've played with him for two and a half years now and I haven't seen that before, but it's a famous move from a Swedish comedian. So if you can come up with your own move tonight... Shaun (voiceover):  Oh, okay. Todd (voiceover):  ... if I can win number nine, I promise you I'll do it. End of tennis footage. Shaun and Todd. Shaun:    Oh, thankyou very much. That's very nice. Todd:    So we've got to get you up off the chair first. Shaun:    I'll need to do a bit of physio before I can manage anything like that, but I'm glad; I'd love to be immortalised in Wimbledon... Todd:    Yeah. On the centre court. Shaun:    Centre court, yeah. That'd be great. Todd:    Something... Shaun:    That's a promise? You'll be back there next year doing... Todd:    I think I'd like to get back there.     The things that keep motivating me right now are records. I'm close to - three tournaments away from - being the all time winningest doubles player in the history of our game. Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:    I've got Davis Cup the end of this year. I'd love to win a Davis Cup here in Australia. Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:    I've got an Olympics to get to and then I'll be a four-time Olympian... So they're all numbers that keep pushing me right now. Shaun:    Alright. Todd:    So I can try to do that within the next twelve months. I'll be happy. Shaun:    Well, the first of those that you mentioned...  I mean, you've got seventy-six - so far -... Todd:    Yeah. Shaun:    ... wins and seventy-eight, I think, is the record. Todd:    That's right. Shaun:    McEnroe's at seventy-seven. Todd:    Yeah. We've got this ongoing... it's kind of banter in the locker-room, actually... but he's this pretty serious bloke, he doesn't want his own record to be broken. He's sitting at seventy-seven, there's a Dutchman by the name of Tom Oka (?) at seventy-eight and Mac reckons if I can get to seventy-seven and be tied with him then we should go out and win a tournament and tie this guy together. Shaun:    Oh, I see. Todd:    So we're talking about it and you never know - he's in good form, he still plays the old guys' circuit and if we can pick the right tournament, it might happen. Shaun:    Alright. So how do you think you'd go? How do you think you'd go playing with him? Todd:    I think I'd do alright. My old, you know, partner, Mark Woodford won a US Open and quite a few other tournaments with Mac before we teamed up together ten years ago. Shaun:    Right. Todd:    So, you know, I'd like to keep toppling some of Mark's records, see if I could do as well with Mac as well. Shaun:    Okay. Bit of rivalry there. Do you miss... Todd:    Yeah, there is a bit of banter between Mark and I still. Shaun:    Do you miss Mark? 'Cause you... Todd:    Nah. Shaun:    Not at all? 'Cause how long did you spend? You spent ten years with him. Todd:    Ten years. Shaun:    I know, I'm making it sound like you had some sort of off-court relationship, but I mean... Todd:    Well, yeah... Shaun:    ... You did spend a lot of time together, didn't you? Touring. Todd:    Yes, we did. Shaun:    And in fact is it right, your wives... you both had children... Todd:    Yes, we are married, but not to each other. Shaun:    Oh I see. Alright. But you both had children at the same time, though, didn't you? Todd:    We did. We both got to... When Mark retired at the end of the Olympics in Sydney and I had... we had one on the way, came in December. My first is six weeks older than his... Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:    ... and he's second is six weeks older than our second. So there's only twenty months between my two, so that shows you we did everything on a par together. Shaun:    I see. Todd:    Yeah. I'll leave it at that. Shaun:    Right okay. You rang each other just beforehand.     Now, did you bring the jug that you won? Did you bring it along with you... Todd:    The trophy? Yeah. Silverware. Shaun:    Yeah, the tro... Todd:    No. Shaun:    Nothing? Todd:    No. Well... Shaun:    Well... Todd:    ... I didn't. It was a bit embarrassing... Shaun:    ... can you draw it for me? (Reaches for some paper) Todd:    You saw the... Shaun:    I'll get you to draw it for us. Todd:    ... trophy up there (referring to earlier video footage) but we only get this tiny little miniature thing, you know. Shaun:    (Looks up from papers) Oh you don't get to keep it. Todd:    No, no. It's just... Shaun:    Why's that? Todd:    It's a hundred year old trophy, as they say, and, you know... Shaun:    It's old! Todd:    ... you get it there for five seconds and it's gone back in the cabinet by the time you've left. Yeah. Shaun:    Oh, I see. So you get a little Franklin Mint version of it. Todd:    Yeah. Yes. Shaun:    Well you'd have a few of those now. You could melt them down into one big one. Todd:    Yeah. Shaun:    Yeah. Todd:    There you go. Shaun:    Well that's a pity. I didn't realise that. Todd:    Yeah. I asked them if they'd retire the trophy this year, but there's no chance. Shaun:    No? Todd:    I could bring it back on... Shaun:    Okay, alright.     Where to now? I mean, you're back here to, obviously, gloat, but where to after your visit back here? 'Cause you don't live here anymore, do you? Todd:    Well, no, I haven't been. I'm still all Australian, but I haven't been based in Australia for the last ten years... Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:    .... but with two young kids, I'm really looking to get back to Australia now. I want the kids to be here and near their grandparents and enjoying growing up in Australia. It's the greatest place in the world and I think after all the stuff that's gone on around the world the last few years, that this is where they should be. So we're in the middle of kind of packing up the bags and moving back to Australia. Shaun:    I see. 'Cause you can actually let them out into the park... Where you're living at the moment is rather an enclosed sort of affair, isn't it? Todd:    It's a nice place, though, where I live. Shaun:    We should explain to the audience. 'Cause it's in Florida, isn't it... Todd:    Yep. Shaun:    ... and you live in a compound really, don't you? Todd:    Well, it's not a compound. You make it sound like it's a jail! Shaun:    Well, there's big high walls and there's locked gates, isn't there? Todd:    Yeah. There's guards at the gate and if I haven't called for you to come in, you're not allowed in the gate! Shaun:    And I'll get shot.     So who else is there? You share... you've got some interesting neighbours. Todd:    Yeah. I'm a golf fan... Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:              ...keen hacker, as I call myself. Tiger Woods lives in there. Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:    Shaquile O'Neil; Stuart Appleby, another famous Australian, golfer; Robert Allenby from Australia also live in there; some baseballers, Ken Griffin Junior, one of the most famous in America right now... Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:    ... and the list continues on. Shaun:    Alright. So you share a common area and you go and have barbecues together? Todd:    Yeah, we do. Shaun:    That how it works? Todd:    We do. Tiger comes home, he walks in the door, he goes to the fridge... Shaun:    Yeah... Todd:    I'm not joking! Shaun:    ... and you're in the fridge. Todd:    I'm not in the fridge... Shaun:    Aw, I see. Todd:    ... No. Shaun:    Is that right? Todd:    But, no, look, we have these many... Shaun:    (shrugs and says something) Todd:    ... like tri... Well, not triathlons, but biathlon type things; we play golf... Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:    ... play tennis... Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:    ... shoot some baskets and... Yeah. Shaun:    Sounds pretty interesting. Todd:    It's great fun. Shaun:    And you're gonna give all that away and eventually come back here. Todd:    Come back here. (shrugs) But, yeah. Why? Shaun:    And live on this set. Todd:    It's a fun place and pretty interesting and I've enjoyed it, but I'm ready to come back. Shaun:    Alright. Now, you mentioned also the Davis Cup... Todd:    Yep. Shaun:    I s'pose... I think, in fact, you said a few years ago you'd laugh if we ended up playing the Swedes, but in fact, Roger Federer... We'll be playing Roger Federer, so we... Todd:    Swiss. Shaun:    ... the Swiss... The what?! The Swiss? Todd:    The Swiss. Shaun:    Oh, I see. Todd:    Mmm. Shaun:    Oh, I see... Todd:    Mmm. Shaun:    ... I made a mistake. Todd:    Yes. Shaun:    That's alright, that's alright. I have another twenty minutes of questions that... Todd:    But no, look, we've got Davis Cup back here in September... Shaun:    Yes. Todd:    ... We play Switzerland. The Australian team, not named yet, but most likely Lleyton Hewitt, Mark Phillipousis, myself and Wayne Arthurs. I'm putting a plug, to make sure I get in the team, tonight. Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:    And we've got Roger Federer, the new Wimbledon champion... Shaun:    Yes, he's the German man. Todd:    ... - Yes. - Mark Rouse (?)... Shaun:    Yes... Todd:    So... Shaun:    ... from New Guinea, yes. Todd:    Yes. So if we can do well here, in September, we'll play against Spain, Argentina again in Melbourne later in the year, in the final... Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Todd:    ... and I think we've got a great chance if we can get through that, but we've got to get through this first one first. Shaun:    Alright. And the Olympics is something that you... Todd:    Olympics is probably the biggest thrill for me that I've ever had as a tennis-player, believe it or not, because to win a gold medal in Atlanta, which we did, you win that for your country; you don't win that for yourself. Shaun:    Mmm. Todd:    And there's a huge amount of pressure when your country's expecting a gold medal - which is what happened for Mark Woodford and I. So to win that was phenomenal. So to get to Athens I'd be a four time Olympian and I'd be pretty pleased with that. Shaun:    Alright. Well, as would we.     So ladies and gentlemen, would you please thank Todd Woodbridge. Audience applaud. Todd:    Okay, thankyou. Shaun:    Todd, don't go away. Todd:    Nup. (To audience:) Thankyou. Shaun:    Don't go away just yet, because I just want to ask you a few questions. Have you seen Dude Where's My Car? Todd:    No. Shaun:    No? Alright, alright. Have you seen Bulletproof Monk? Todd:    No. Shaun:    No? Haven't seen that one? Alright, Road Trip? Todd:    No. Shaun:    You enjoyed the American Pie movies? Todd:    Yes. Shaun:    Oh good! Then you'll enjoy meeting my next guest, (To camera:) Seann William... (To audience:) Seamless, isn't it, ladies and gentlemen?... (To camera:) Seann William Scott, who appears in all these films, including the third American Pie film, (to Todd:) which I'm sure you're going to see. (To camera:) It's called American Pie: The Wedding, a brief clip of which will appear as soon as I've finished this sentence. American Pie ad: Bloke:    Dad, the ring? (Gets handed ring)     Michelle Anabeth Flannerly, will you marry me? Michelle:   (tearful) Yes. Older guy:   That's my son! Voiceover:   You're cordially invited to join the family for another slice of American Pie. Various bits of film: Man:    I'm gunna cry at the ceremony. Cut. Girl:    He is so sweet. Cut. Man:    It's time for me to boomboom with the bridesmaids. Logo-ish thing: "AMERICAN WEDDING" Voiceover:   American Wedding. Bloke with fiancée:  I'm the happiest man in the world. Older guy:   Wish we'd all be so happy. Back to Shaun. Shaun:    Yes, not so much a clip as a trailer. Please welcome Seann William Scott! MT theme tune. Seann William Scott (in front of Hollywood sign) is on a telly being carried down by two people. His screen is placed in front of Shaun, who turns to it. Shaun:    Seann! Nice to see you. I know you're not actually here, but it's nice to have you there! Seann:    It's good to see you, too. Seann gets superimposed with "LOS ANGELES VIA SATELLITE" Shaun:    Oh thankyou very much. Although, of course, you actually have been here before, haven't you? Seann:    They kinda (something) me out for American Pie 2, I went everywhere; they knew I loved Australia so they just asked me to go to every city.     I went to Perth and the first thing Heath Ledger's sister said - 'cause she was the publicist there - she goes, "It's amazing! You're the first actor that's ever come to Perth!" I was like "(laughs) Oh, alright". And I opened up a movie theatre there. There were like ten kids. It was like, "Ohw... I hope you enjoy the movie." Shaun:    Can I trust you, Seann, because you're stumping for a film, now, that you swore you'd never make. Seann:    I know. I know and I... I dunno, I couldn't do anything about it - I read the script for American Pie 3.... I didn't really think they were ever going to do another one. I thought, you know, we're lucky that American Pie 2 did well... Shaun:    Mm-hmm, mmm. Seann:    ... and we should leave it at that. And then the script for American Pie 3 was so good that I had to do it. I thought we had an opportunity to actually make the third one the best one, so we gave it a shot... Shaun:    You said that you would not do this film for twenty million dollars. Seann:    I think I said for forty million... Shaun:    Forty mil... Oh, sorry, I misquoted you! Seann:    ... and... (Laughs at Shaun (satellite delay)) No, unfortunately, I ended up getting forty dollars... Shaun:    Okay. Seann:    ... so... Shaun:    Alright. Seann:    ... but, you know, such a good part! I didn't get the twenty million. Shaun:    Well, you've also said that you'd never make a sequel to Dude Where's My Car, so I suspect we can see that in cinemas very shortly? Seann:    (Points defensively) But that's true! That... Shaun:    Is that... Seann:    No, no! I'm not doing any sequel to Dude Where's My Car.. I don't know what that's about. I think Fox, the studios, like put out some release saying that we're doing a sequel and that'll never happen. I've never heard anything about it. Shaun:    Alright. Well, I'd like you to lay your hand on your heart and put your right hand in the air and swear that you'll never do a sequel to Dude Where's My Car. Seann looks more and more shocked as this request goes on. Seann:    I'll bet you... I will bet you... Shaun:    (Cutting Seann off:) I want you to swear. Seann:    Okay... Shaun:    I want you to swear on your... Seann:    (Right hand on heart) I'll swear. Shaun:    Yeah, you swear. Seann:    ... I'm never gonna do a sequel to Dude Where's My Car. Shaun:    Okay, that's good enough for me. Seann:    Even if they were even talking about it. Shaun:    That's alright. Seann:    I'll give you ten thousand dollars if I do it. Shaun:    (Smiling) Ten thousand? That's great! So if you do it you go to hell and I get ten thousand dollars. Seann:    Yeah, exactly. Shaun:    Sounds like a good deal.     Now, the success of these American Pie films - and also Dude Where's My Car - have enabled you to work with... to make other films and work with some pretty impressive actors. What about Christopher Walken... Seann:    Yeah. Shaun:    What did you learn from him, if anything? Seann:    That was just an amazing experience, because... he's a legend, but, like, that guy is hysterical. I mean, I remember seeing him, I think the first time I've ever talked to him. He said to me, he goes, "Heeeey duuude" and I was like, "Oh... Hey Chrissss... Walken. How's it going?"     And later on in the day, he looked all sad and I was like, you know, "Chris, what's wrong? Is everything okay?"     He's like, "Well, you know, I'm a little sad, you know."     I'm like, "Well what is it?"     He's like, "Well, I'm in Los Angles by myself..." - obviously I don't know how to do his voice - and he's like, "It's my birthday today."     And I was like, "Oh! Oh my god! Happy birthday, that's great!"     He's like, "Oh no, don't tell anybody; it's you know..."     I'm like, "Well, that's... I'm sorry, you know, but happy birthday."     He kinda went like, "(pauses) I'm just kiddin', it's not my birthday." He's like, "But I do that all the time. You know what? Later in the week I'm gunna do that. I guarantee you by noon they're gunna bring me out a cake."     I was like, "Oh, that's great."     Then, like, a week later, they were singing Happy Birthday to him and they brought out a cake (something) and it wasn't his birthday! Shaun:    Now, what do your parents think of the American Pie series? Because you came from a church-going family... well, still do - I s'pose - come from a church going family. Are they supportive of these films that you're making? Seann:    I think they enjoy, you know, seeing me kinda act up, you know, like a ham and be goofy, 'cause I'm not really like that. So they enjoy it. Shaun nods and smiles. Seann:    I just don't think that we thought American Pie or that kind of a movie would be the first thing for me. I moved out to Los Angeles to do maybe, like, the sequel to Raging Bull, I didn't... Shaun:    (laughing:) Yes. Seann:    ... think it was gonna be playing a character where I was drinking a beer with semen in it, you know. Shaun:    No, right. In fact do you remember your first big audition? Do you remember the first prize you went for there? Seann:    First audition? Baywatch. Shaun:    Mm-hmm. Seann:    I was really excited about that one, you know, I was like, "Oh, okay, Baywatch."     And I remember thinking, "Audition? I thought when you got an agent they just hooked you up with jobs." I mean, I was so green I didn't even know you had to  audition for something, so I kind of thought that sucked.     And then I didn't have a car, so I had to take buses to all my auditions. And, long story short: I got off on the wrong stop, I ended up in South Central, some gangsters came up with some guns - they didn't really, like, aim them at me, but I ended up having to give them my shirt - their friends came twenty minutes later - I gave them my shoes, the dollar fifty I had to get to the audition -  the bus finally came, realised I was in warts and got to Baywatch without my shirt and my shoes, did some push-ups in the hallway, was excited and they didn't let me audition because I was late. And I tried to tell them that they didn't understand, you know, what it took for me to get there... Shaun:    Yeah. And I would've... Seann:    ... but I think it all worked out, because I can't swim and... Shaun:    Surely you would've been dressed appropriately for the audition. That would've be fine, wouldn't it? Seann:    Well, that's what I said. Shaun:    Yeah. Seann:    Although I had a little bit of a gut, so I think that maybe turned them off a little bit. Shaun:    Now, there's a scene in this new film... Over here it's called  American Pie: The Wedding, I know it's called American Wedding in the United States... Seann:    Okay. Right. Shaun:    ... but apparently they're worried that we won't get that it's an American Pie film, so they've gotta put "American Pie" in the title.     There's a scene in this... Seann:    Right, right. Shaun:    ... new film that you wanted cut out, isn't there? There's a scene that you just weren't too sure about. Seann:    Oh yeah. Was it the doggy doodoo scene? Shaun:    Well, you know, it's up to you. I mean, if that's the scene that you were uncomfortable with... Seann:    Well... Shaun:    ... I was uncertain. I knew it involved a dog, but I didn't know that it involved "doggy doodoo". Seann:    Well, I don't want any of the scenes cut! I've seen the movie. I love it; I think it's the best one out of all three.     But when I read the script there was a scene that I just didn't think was going to be funny and I mean, I think we've seen my character go through everything and I thought this was a little bit far. Shaun scoffs. Seann:    Too far for us to go, but I was wrong because it's gross, but you need to see this character eat the doggy doodoo. Shaun:    I see. Seann:    And I don't wanna ruin it for people, but I just did. Shaun:    No that's alright - No, I'm sure it's in the delivery. I'm sure, there's a lot more to it in the delivery than just you eating the... Seann:    Yeah, right. Shaun:    ... dog crap.     Well look... Seann:    Right. Shaun:    ... best of luck with the film. Best of luck with your future projects as well. Thankyou very much for joining us Seann:    Thankyou. Shaun:    Please thank Seann William Scott, ladies and gentlemen! Seann waves. Shaun:    Thankyou Seann. And we should say that American Pie: The Wedding is in cinemas on the (reads card) seventh of August. (Turns to Todd, with another card) And Todd, I didn't mention, of course, that Todd'll be in the action... Todd:    (laughing:) I tried to be... Shaun:    ... in the Davis Cup finals against Sweden... Oh, I'm sorry: Switzerland.... at the Rod Laver Arena in Adelaide... Oh sorry: Melbourne... from September the nineteenth to the twenty-first. And thankyou very much... Todd:    Good on you mate. Shaun:    ... Todd for coming along... Todd:    Thankyou. Shaun:    ... and thanks, Seann, as well. And we'll be back, right after this break. (nods) Dave Graney, Clare Moore and the Bad Eggs orchestra play what seems to be "1989" off the Bad Eggs soundtrack. "MICALLEF TONIGHT" is superimposed. Ad break.