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	The Micallef Programme (2nd Season) Episode Guide (Thanks to Shaun, Cyn and Mout for their various contributions to this guide) Still seeking original air dates - please email us if you know them Ep 1 Aired: Guests: Don Bridges Synopsis: Watch this episode and you could win $50,000 if you buy an instant money ticket from a news-agent or wherever. I don't mean to suggest these two things are linked. I just thought you should be made aware of that facility. Sketches: ABC - The Dream Factory Hear Ye Documentary: Old Glory Banner Company Act 1: Mr Painful Memory Interview: Sexpo '99 September 1957 Roof Jumper Fish: Gin and Tonic Interview: Blind Climber 333 Fish: Car Part Worst Dressed Person on Television What is a Polite Distance? Myron: Eyes Small Flag Burning Interview: '60s Escape Fish: Forceps Interview, Audience: Terry DA Ferguson 40 Hour Pestilence Hold Music Band Shaun introduced as: Shane Micallef Drinks: Milkshake Ep 2 Aired: Guests: Tim Rogers, Glenn Robbins, Kevin Harrington Synopsis: With Episode 1 of the Micallef Programme having been hailed as "the right length" by programmers Episode 2 adopts a more conservative approach. Tim Rogers from You Am I chats about his new single, stand up comic Jean Steep does a tight five, and Shaun is abused by a bird. It's nothing you would ask for in a comedy programme and more. Sketches: Skywriting Error Al Jolson Monologue Ron's Valet Parking Miss Nude Australia Act 24: Traditional Chinese Dance How Uncaring Can People Be? Wine Cellar Subliminal Advertising Awards Jean Steep, Comedian Silly Hat Factory Police Corruption Hotline Bird Impersonation Audience Member Tribute Bedsores Interview: Tim Rogers Dracula Makes a SeaChange Closing Monologue Tim Rogers Housefire Channel 7 Football Shaun introduced as: Shaun McEllif Drinks: from goblet Ep 3 Aired: Guests: Synopsis: This weeks on the Micallef Program Shaun broadens his range as an entertainer and adds Shakespearian acting, ventriloquism, stunt driving, and feng shui to his already impressively strung bow. The Micallef Programme is Australia's only comedy show to have been mentioned in Parliament. In the kitchens we believe. Sketches: Agincourt Ventriloquism Windscreen Sunshade Collision Mules on Wheels Act 33: Dame Margot Ballantyne and Box Car Willy Zemff Dairy Products Washing Powder Test News Story: Aromatherapy Spill Old Lesbian Feng Shui Eulogy: Billy Enwright Myron: Head Racism Debate Dentist Surgery Spitting Football Commentators Drunk Women Lunch Person of the Week Domino Record Attempt DA Ferguson Closing Monologue Shaun introduced as: Shoon McEldrum Drinks: from face mug Ep 4 Aired: Guests: Synopsis: This week on the Micallef Program Shaun admits to a national audience that he is an intellectual, fortunately he is speaking through the ABC network so his secret is relatively safe. Floods, fire, famine, and death are all dealt with fleetingly as is Shaun's dislike of flutes and British soap opera. Remember, Shaun Micallef is Australia's only comedian who comports himself on television with a measure of dignity. Miss him at your peril. (He won't be there, I assure you). Sketches: Documentary: Ants Who Farted 2 House Fire Insurance Autograph Collector Act 2: Dante, Master Disillusionist Interview: Young Businessman of the Year Tent Pitched on Slope Eulogy: Tommy Game Show: Who Am I? Interview: Feminist Coffee on the Radar Sponsor a Child Hat on Frontways Flood Interview Fire Boy Flutes Those Filthy Stinking Poms Closing Monologue Not Now Pogo Shaun introduced as: Shean McAbdribe Drinks: from sparkling cocoanut Ep 5 Aired: Guests: Scared Weird Little Guys Synopsis: This week on The Micallef Programme is the much anticipated "Episode 5". This very special episode represents something of a depature for The Micallef Programme. During an interview with Miss Murray River, Shaun has a flashback to when he shared a house with the cast of "English Have A Go". Shaun also takes us on a claustrophobics picnic and premieres a new panel show which we guarantee will make all the other panel shows on at the moment look like the same thing only less recently. Sketches: ABC Announcement - MP late Game Show: Wheel Segment Toilet Reading in Office Hermann Khan and Fifi Lizard Impersonation Skin Care Claustrophobics' Picnic Time and Motion Study English Have A Go Myron: Arm Interview: Long distance swimmer Abandoned Dogs from RSPCA Celebrity Visitor Parliament Question Time Gigi Rossetti I've Got Contacts Cley Wellings, Work Experience Ali Baba DA Ferguson Indulge Your Wildest Fantasies for the Kids Closing Monologue Large Adrian Shaun introduced as: Shoon Micaydreebo Drinks: from big bottle Ep 6 Aired: Guests: Kim Gyngell, Anne Phelan, Robyn Butler Synopsis: This week The Micallef Programme lifts the lid on Harold Holt and sees if he's done. And we also serve up a slice of the new UK period drama "Spiffington Manse". and if that's not enough to sate your ravenous appetite for sheer entertainment - and we do mean sheer - we present the delightful "Non Sequitur Family Feud" for afters. Fridays at 8.00 ABC-TV plus GST. Enjoy Sketches: Letter in the Trenches St. John's Ambulance Bus Money Documentary: Harold Holt Act 0: The Gurgitator Anti-Snore Pillow Roving Interview Parliament Question Time Office Tea and Coffee Interview: Female Tennis Player Out of Sync Game Show: Non Sequitur Family Feud News Story: Gas Leak Last Person Standing Spiffington Manse Closing Monologue Vet Shaun introduced as: The Whats-his-name Drinks: from drip Ep 7 Aired: Guests: Rhonda Burchmore, Frankie Davidson, Simon Westaway, David Bradshaw, Tony Rickards, Alan Cassell, Natasha Ng, James Wright Synopsis: This penultimate instalment of the Micallef Programme features invisible poodles, identical twins who have never met, and the much vaunted clapperboard from the first episode of Rising Damp. Rarely has a comedy show promised so little. In other moments of hi jinx we visit the morgue, plus Royalty gets some take-away for lunch, and Shaun conducts a probing hypothetical on drugs & privacy. Sketches: Rising Damp Open Letter to the Prime Minister In Case of Fire Break Glass McTavish Act 207: Claude Bile & His Invisible Poodles Interview: Age of Consent Twins Royalty Gets Some Take-away Game Show: Two Phils Morgue Tank Protester Myron: Dance Contest Hypothetical Ron's Ticket Mobile Phone DA Ferguson Let's Draw a Lighthouse Competition Rhonda Burchmore Shaun introduced as: Shoul Callidee Drinks: from canteen Ep 8 Aired: Guests: Bill Ten Eyek, Kim Gyngell, Robyn Butler Synopsis: This final episode of the Micallef Programme contains all the traditional, clichéd elements we've all come to expect in the final episodes of comedy series: - a transvestive on ice skates, a man holding a goose, and a firing squad. In this Episode Shaun's eclectic comedy ranges across diverse topics, from cruelty towards children right through to cruelty towards the elderly. Fans of the series can also look forward to being let down and insulted by some coarse, lowbrow material towards the end of the programme. But there is a poignant farewell. Interestingly, the programme identification number is VPCO9882V008. Sketches: Interview, Audience: Boy Documentary: Retirement Home Act 511: The Diary of Anne Frank on Ice Interview: "Australian" Olympian Prisoner and Paperclip Interview: Actors in interviews Sketch without a punchline Busker's Stolen Violin Abusive Phone Call Game Show: Come On Down! Left the Room the Way it Was the Day He Died Most Sexi(e)st Man Legal Drug Dealer Firing Squad Farting in Room Matt Shirvington End of the Series sequence Shaun introduced as: Shardek Oogle-McBurger Drinks: from excessively tall beer glass